tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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request (x)

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darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

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barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I seriously worship this girl.

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tiasiandaly:

You tell em, baby

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like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

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